The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...