Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!