Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!