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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!