One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.