How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...