The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....