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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...