Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...