What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.