Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...