Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...