Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...