Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...