A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...