Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...