Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...