Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...