Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...