How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...