Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...