Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...