Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...