Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...