How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...