Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...