If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...