Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...