Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Christmas tree better
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Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...