Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...