You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
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Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...