Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...