The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...