As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
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Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...