Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...