This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...