Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...