Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...