The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...