New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...