Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...