Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...