The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...