Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...