Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...