There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...