Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...