Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...