Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...