Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...