Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...