Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...