A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.